Teeth Machine

Teeth Machine

Fast songs. Cheap shows. No encores.

  1. NOV 14 BALTIMORE
  2. NOV 15 WASHINGTON
  3. NOV 20 PHILADELPHIASOLD OUT
  4. NOV 21 BROOKLYN
  5. NOV 22 BOSTON

Static Saints
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Teeth MachineStatic Saints

New LP · 2026

Static Saints

1. Static Saints
0:42 / 3:51
  1. 1Static Saints
  2. 2Rent Is Due
  3. 3Bad Signal
  4. 4Northbound
  5. 5Glass Jaw
  6. 6Nowhere Fast
  7. 7Teeth
  8. 8Sunday Riot
  9. 9Cheap Seats
  10. 10Burnout City
  11. 11Hum
  12. 12Goodnight Baltimore

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  • Nov14Sat

    Ottobar

    Baltimore, MDAll ages

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  • Nov15Sun

    Comet Ping Pong

    Washington, DC

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  • Nov20Fri

    Johnny Brenda’s

    Philadelphia, PA

    Sold out

  • Nov21Sat

    Saint Vitus

    Brooklyn, NY

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  • Nov22Sun

    O’Brien’s

    Boston, MAAll ages, $10

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Rent Is Due (live in a basement)

About

Teeth Machine is three people, two amps and one van that mostly works. They’ve played basements, bowling alleys and one funeral home. The new record, Static Saints, is twelve songs in twenty-two minutes. All ages, always.

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Baltimore, MD
Sound
Punk

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